Há quem diga que a água Formas Luso emagrece, o que eu considero, vá, uma grande tanga. E pensava eu que as águas que se dizem milagrosas ficavam por aqui. Mas não. Se alguém precisa de uma fórmula mágica para dormir, ter mais energia, reduzir o malfadado stress ou ainda, imaginem vocês, ter um belíssimo orgasmo, digamos assim, eis que uma empresa americana tem a solução: a linha de produtos Neuro. Feita de água e mais alguns ingredientes, Neuro promete fazer milagres. Espantoso, hein? Vejam só as embalagens:
Parecem frascos de champô, não parecem?
Para os interessados, a linha é composta por:
Neuro Sleep: Stop counting sheep, popping pills or just plain suffering from insomnia and jet lag. Neuro Sleep uses Magnesium and Melatonin to help you sleep better and wake up refreshed. Never lag through the day after a bad night's sleep again with Neuro Sleep!
Nuero Sporti: Take your workout to the next level with Neuro Sporti. Neuro Sporti combines all four critical electrolytes to quickly rehydrate and replace lost minerals. Run faster, lift more, jump higher and feel better afterwards with Neuro Sporti.
Neuro Aqua: From the heavens to your body. Pure Adobe Spring water with the Earth's essential mineral, Magnesium. A perfect combination to revitalize.
Neuro Bliss: ace the day with a smile with Neuro Bliss. Neuro Bliss is happiness in a bottle with L-theanine that promotes relaxation and improves mood. Don’t let work, traffic, test or any other stressors in your life get you down. Rise above it with Neuro bliss.
Neuro Trim: Stop wasting your time on fad diets, pills and cheesy exercise videos. Lose weight the healthy and safe way with Neuro Trim and a consistent exercise routine. Neuro Trim helps you fight food cravings with Lura Lean fiber that interacts with the chemicals in your stomach to make you feel full. Be happy when you look in the mirror with Neuro Trim.
Neuro Sonic: Get smarter, faster and stronger with Neuro Sonic. Neuro Sonic uses L-theanine and caffeine to put your brain into overdrive. Stay focused at work, in school, and anywhere else you want better mental performance. Take control of your life with Neuro Sonic!
Neuro Gasm: Keep the good times rolling with Neuro Gasm. Neuro Gasm utilizes L-arginine and L-citrulline to improve a healthy blood flow, improve performance and keep you at your best when you need it the most. Whether it is in the office, in the club or in the after party, Neuro Gasm can keep the party going all night long!
Também há a linha júnior com os Neuro anteriores, excepto o Neuro Gasm (não é para esta rapaziada, ah pois não é!) e com o adicional Neuro Fun. Bom, vale a pena dar uma passadinha de olhos no site da Neuro e ver o vídeo do Neuro Gasm ou passar tempo a jogar no Neuro Games.
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